As drogas são legais agora em todo o Portugal...?
E aconteçeu uma coisa engraçada com isto...
As BBC WorldNews reports: ""The apocalypse never happened" as some predicted when the country of Portugal decriminalized ALL illegal drugs eight years ago. The country did NOT become a haven for drug use, and drug abuse & drug crime actually FELL."
Thus, Portugal has become a haven for druggies - the like of which I loathed for the past five years (at least) in Laval, QC. no inferno do inverno Canadense (where many Portuguese are to be found, incidentally - but that is coincidence now...)
Portugalia - o Paraiso Das Drogas Agora?!?
Nãoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...!!!
NOW, EVERYONE TAKE NOTE - NOTA BENE: THIS IS NOT THE TYPE OF "PORTUGUESE DREAMS" THAT I ALLUDE TO IN THE VERY TITLE OF THIS BLOG HERE!
The fact that the land of my ancestors has decriminalized something as repugnant as this - dai-me vontade de vomitar!
E JÀ FAZ OITO ANOS QUE ESTA DOIDICE FOI FEITA!
(I only learned just now - blame it on my local Portuguese community being so stuck up on the Açores -where most of them come from- and eager to please Brasil, in a vain attempt to "be cool" as well, and so the IMPORTANT NEWS from the true "motherland" were lost in the hum-drum stuff; one blinks and misses it, that is if they ever got mentioned, in passing...! And rags such as "A Voz de Portugal" are not much help at all on that front either, keeping their less-than-sharp focus solely upon the pathetic aforementioned LOCAL COMMUNITY! Mas isto pode ficar para traz...)
Então...
OITO ANOS DEPOIS...
Ou jà é DEZ ANOS AGORA? The rest of Europe looks on at this "experiment" to see if they should implement the same in their own territory; for, as bad as things have gotten in Portugal, most notably economically, this is seen by some as "not such a bad move at all"... Yikes!
This has given Portugal the dubious reputation of being Europe's Drugs Bazaar
QUE LOUCURA É ESTA, MEU DEUS DO CÉU...?!?
You might just as well go back to sing and dance about FUTEBOL instead,
Portuguèses e Portuguesas...
Portuguèses e Portuguesas...
Although it seems to bring out the sluttiest side of the girlies - and the sacrilegious sporting (no pun intended, Sporting fans) of Portugal's national emblems upon the most delicate parts of the body (re: the bikini in the above video - and then there's that tattoo - IT'S JUST TOO MUCH, GENTE!!! Vocés jà esquecer todos o que é que a vossa bandeira representa, miseravel pecadores que vocés são todos?!? ÉPA...!)
Então vamos escolher o futebol mesmo, gente!!!
It's either that - or it's the bullfighting again.
Choose, Portugal - and choose wisely here!
Força, Forcados!
Força - enforcados!
Porque tanto o futebol como as corridas da p**** são melhores - MUITO MELHORES - que as malditas drogas!
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